I exist therfore I am.

micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

Oh my gosh.

(via stilinskitohale)

— 2 days ago with 90339 notes
#This 

maadskittlez29:

Do you love the colors of Marvel?

YES. YES I DO.

(Source: tonystarkfucksaround, via jeannevaljean)

— 3 days ago with 283945 notes
#I fucking love you Marvel! 

be-blackstar:

thenobleflesh:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

LEARN SISTERS AND BROTHERS. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

they said “bra wearer” 

respect, lifehacks. 

(via lielabell)

— 3 days ago with 175764 notes
#THIS!!!  #YES!! 
Happier, Fluffier, or Pining Sterek Fic Recs →

spellwovennight:

Here’s a list of fics I haven’t sent you yet, ambysplash. Hopefully, they will balance out with the last fic rec.

Cute, Fluffy, and Happy

Muffins as a Declaration of Intent by JenNova (3,731) Explicit
"Top or Bottom?" Stiles asks, off to Derek’s right. "Bottom,"…

— 1 week ago with 402 notes
#sterek 
starscreamsswayinghips:

shamelesslyunladylike:

himitsubasa:

copperkiwi:

ninjaeyecandy:

4gifs:

Bully messes with karate champ. [video]

The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:
The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.
The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.
This is a hero.

Bringing this back.

GIRL POWER

The woman in the white jacket is Olga Ivanova, taekwondo world champion. That kick must have hurt like hell.

Tae Kwon Do Champion. You fucked up, bro.

starscreamsswayinghips:

shamelesslyunladylike:

himitsubasa:

copperkiwi:

ninjaeyecandy:

4gifs:

Bully messes with karate champ. [video]

The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:

The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.

The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.

This is a hero.

Bringing this back.

GIRL POWER

The woman in the white jacket is Olga Ivanova, taekwondo world champion. That kick must have hurt like hell.

Tae Kwon Do Champion. You fucked up, bro.

(Source: 4gifs, via mrasayf)

— 1 week ago with 203004 notes
#booomyah!  #you fuckt up man 
lovelynobody00:

rizplease:



cryptaniac:



batromance:



how many times have this two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

image

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 week ago with 167656 notes
#Get a grip Bruce 
stilesanderek:

i’ve read more high school aus than i’d like to admit, and this is the rec list with all the ones i’ve read and liked!!! 46 fics & faves bolded.
As Good As The Real Thing  by literaryoblivion (5,8k, M)Summary: He’s maybe had a crush on Stiles for going on two years now, but there’s no way he’s ever going to act on it or say anything. But, he’s memorized all of Stiles’s quirks and habits because he and Stiles have been in the same history class for two years now, and he always ends up sitting by him. However, he and Stiles have had limited interaction with one another, which is fine. Derek can subside on his daydreams of Stiles. He can live the rest of his high school career on his fantasies alone.That is until their teacher assigns them to be partners for a project
Turn Off The Shyness by WhoNatural (3,8k, M)Summary: AKA, the Blushing High School AU
Someone Please Murder Dr. Wyne by QueenOfAllPeasants (2,5k, NR)Summary: Stiles starts asking questions in the margins of his chemistry textbook because that thing couldn’t be more confusing, and then someone starts leaving answers.
This Might Be Irony by thepsychicclam (38k, M)Summary: Stiles and Derek have been close friends since the Hale siblings moved in next door after their parents’ death. But Derek’s in the popular group, he’s a star baseball player, and he dates popular Pep Squad captain Jennifer Blake. Stiles doesn’t have any of that, just his skateboard and a hopeless crush on Derek (oh yeah, and his Vote Lydia Martin Prom Queen button). As prom and the baseball state championship grow closer, Stiles and Derek start rekindling their friendship.And it all begins with two white boards.
Practice Makes Perfect by blacktofade (21k, E)Summary: In his sophomore year, Stiles gets dragged to lacrosse tryouts by Scott and ends up practising alongside the senior captain, Derek Hale. Stiles just wants to live long enough to become a junior.
Easy Alpha by interropunct (4,6k, T)Summary: Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school slut, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to pouplar belief, everyone is still a virgin.
John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by nascentgalaxies (48k, E)Summary: Stiles and Derek are childhood friends who drifted apart. When Stiles joins the lacrosse team against his will, the universe (with a little help from Laura and Lydia) chooses to push them back together.
A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play by apocryphal (21, T)Summary: All Stiles wants from life is to learn to control his magic, keep his grades up, and not die horribly while saving Beacon Hills from supernatural threats. It’s all going pretty well until Derek Hale, werewolf extraordinaire, has to go and ask him on a date. That asshole.
Eat, Knot, Love by pandabomb (30k, E)Summary: Stiles Stilinski, an omega and teenage nobody, is going into heat very soon. Alpha Derek Hale takes notice.
Professor Xavier’s a Total Douchebag by Fanhag102 (13, T)Summary: Derek Hale can read minds. If he could have chosen a mutant power for himself instead of being given one by random, genetic happenstance it’s safe to say mind-reading would not have been his 1st, 2nd, or even 96th choice.Maybe if he’d gotten the power of invisibility he wouldn’t be sitting in a senior Economics class next to a hyperactive kid with a buzz cut who won’t stop thinking about dicks.
covalent bonds by HalfFizzbin (7,5k, E)Summary: Derek’s a hot nerd. Stiles is a nerdy jock. A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES.
Why don’t you say so? by sassywerewolfuncle (8k, T)Summary: Talia Hale has a plan. Derek will go to the Winter Formal and he will ask the Stilinski boy to dance, and they will finally get their heads out of their asses and her son will stop moping around the house in his underwear.Spoiler: Derek doesn’t ask Stiles to dance
What I Go To School For by goodnight_tinyhumans (5,5k, T)Summary: Derek is having a hard time with chemistry. Stiles is one of the best students in the class. This couldn’t possibly go wrong.
Talk Geeky to Me by stilesanderek (minxxx) (20k, E)Summary: The five times Derek and Stiles “fake” kiss and one time they take things further.
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stilesanderek:

i’ve read more high school aus than i’d like to admit, and this is the rec list with all the ones i’ve read and liked!!! 46 fics & faves bolded.

As Good As The Real Thing  by  (5,8k, M)
Summary: He’s maybe had a crush on Stiles for going on two years now, but there’s no way he’s ever going to act on it or say anything. But, he’s memorized all of Stiles’s quirks and habits because he and Stiles have been in the same history class for two years now, and he always ends up sitting by him. However, he and Stiles have had limited interaction with one another, which is fine. Derek can subside on his daydreams of Stiles. He can live the rest of his high school career on his fantasies alone.
That is until their teacher assigns them to be partners for a project

Turn Off The Shyness by  (3,8k, M)
Summary: AKA, the Blushing High School AU

Someone Please Murder Dr. Wyne by  (2,5k, NR)
Summary: Stiles starts asking questions in the margins of his chemistry textbook because that thing couldn’t be more confusing, and then someone starts leaving answers.

This Might Be Irony by  (38k, M)
Summary: Stiles and Derek have been close friends since the Hale siblings moved in next door after their parents’ death. But Derek’s in the popular group, he’s a star baseball player, and he dates popular Pep Squad captain Jennifer Blake. Stiles doesn’t have any of that, just his skateboard and a hopeless crush on Derek (oh yeah, and his Vote Lydia Martin Prom Queen button). As prom and the baseball state championship grow closer, Stiles and Derek start rekindling their friendship.
And it all begins with two white boards.

Practice Makes Perfect by  (21k, E)
Summary: In his sophomore year, Stiles gets dragged to lacrosse tryouts by Scott and ends up practising alongside the senior captain, Derek Hale. Stiles just wants to live long enough to become a junior.

Easy Alpha by  (4,6k, T)
Summary: Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school slut, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to pouplar belief, everyone is still a virgin.

John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by  (48k, E)
Summary: Stiles and Derek are childhood friends who drifted apart. When Stiles joins the lacrosse team against his will, the universe (with a little help from Laura and Lydia) chooses to push them back together.

A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play by  (21, T)
Summary: All Stiles wants from life is to learn to control his magic, keep his grades up, and not die horribly while saving Beacon Hills from supernatural threats. It’s all going pretty well until Derek Hale, werewolf extraordinaire, has to go and ask him on a date. That asshole.

Eat, Knot, Love by  (30k, E)
Summary: Stiles Stilinski, an omega and teenage nobody, is going into heat very soon. Alpha Derek Hale takes notice.

Professor Xavier’s a Total Douchebag by  (13, T)
Summary: Derek Hale can read minds. If he could have chosen a mutant power for himself instead of being given one by random, genetic happenstance it’s safe to say mind-reading would not have been his 1st, 2nd, or even 96th choice.
Maybe if he’d gotten the power of invisibility he wouldn’t be sitting in a senior Economics class next to a hyperactive kid with a buzz cut who won’t stop thinking about dicks.

covalent bonds by  (7,5k, E)
Summary: Derek’s a hot nerd. Stiles is a nerdy jock. A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES.

Why don’t you say so? by  (8k, T)
Summary: Talia Hale has a plan. Derek will go to the Winter Formal and he will ask the Stilinski boy to dance, and they will finally get their heads out of their asses and her son will stop moping around the house in his underwear.
Spoiler: Derek doesn’t ask Stiles to dance

What I Go To School For by  (5,5k, T)
Summary: Derek is having a hard time with chemistry. Stiles is one of the best students in the class. This couldn’t possibly go wrong.

Talk Geeky to Me by Summary: The five times Derek and Stiles “fake” kiss and one time they take things further.

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— 1 week ago with 1409 notes
#eternal sterek  #Fictime  #sterek 
fuckyeahsterekaus:

Here have some fics where Derek and Stiles get pregnant, sometimes in Omegaverse and sometimes because it’s just magic. There’s fluff, angst and a little in-between. 
* = Personal Faves
Sacrifies (10k+ | E | Completed)

…or the one where Stiles becomes Pack Mum accidentally.
Every decade the town of Beacon Hills drags a virgin out into the middle of woods to sacrifice to the local Werewolf pack. It was supposed to be Allison Argent but Stiles is a good friend…and has terrible luck.

Last to Know (55k+ | NR | WIP)*

Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And apparently the first baby!werewolf being born into the pack (their Alpha’s, no less) is a big freakin’ deal and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. When Stiles figures out why everyone’s been acting so weird around him, he’s not amused.

Nowhere Man (76k+ | E | Completed | ABOverse)*

When Stiles leaves Beacon Hills, he does it without a backwards glance. For two years he is happy on the other side of the country- until someone targets not only him, but his daughter.
Unfortunately, the asshole bodyguard his dad hired to make sure he gets back home is none other than Derek Hale. And that’s really not very good for either of them.

More Than Just A Leitmotif, More Chaotic, No Relief (26k | E | Completed | ABOverse)

Derek was never meant to be the Alpha and was raised to embrace his role as a Breeder for whatever Pack he was sent off to. But after the Fire and Laura’s death, that was pushed into the background and almost forgotten by everyone. But with the Alpha Pack in town and Scott’s defection, Derek’s heat comes into full effect and the only logical choice is to have Stiles come and watch Derek.
The problem was that they didn’t count on Stiles triggering Derek’s biological imperatives and now the pack and everyone else has to deal with an incapacitated Derek, a Reluctant Alpha Stiles and a pack closing in too fast.

Edited to Add Series (61k+ | T- E | Series Ongoing)*

Derek is a thuggish debt collector and Stiles is a single dad sitting on a lot of debts from his shady ex. Derek has a soft spot for Stiles’ son and… subsequently falls for his clueless, sarcastic father.

What To Expect When You’re Expecting (17k+ | E | Completed)

…Can werewolves get guys pregnant? I’ve noticed how you look at that Hale kid-”
Stiles meeps and flails, sloshing tea down his front. Luckily it’s not scalding anymore, but still hot, so he jumps up and wrenches his shirt off.
“God, dad, no! Guys can’t get pregnant, that’s ridiculous, it’s like…”
“Like werewolves being real?” his dad questions, deadpan.

Jurisdiction Series (19k+ | E | Series Ongoing)

John is a pretty level-headed guy. He wasn’t always, back during his own Sturm und Drang period, but he married a firecracker of a woman and got a kid with an affinity for trouble like he got payed for ending up in it, so someone had to level out or they would’ve ended up living in a treehouse or Lapland doing god knows what. Anyway, getting a hold of his temper is one of John’s better life achievements. It makes him a good sheriff and it kept him from blowing his lid too badly those last two years when Stiles started acting out in a way that John had never seen before.
But the temper is still there.
He’s reminded of it when he comes home on a random Saturday in March after spilling his milkshake all over his uniform shirt only to notice he didn’t have a spare in the station and finds Stiles bend over the kitchen sink with hunched shoulders.

The 5 Stages of Possession Series (16k+ | E | Series Ongoing | ABOverse | not a story about demon possession)

"Derek looms over him, body heat curling around Stiles despite the persistent chill of artificial cooling. They move together with the efficiency of practice, desperation making things slightly rougher, more urgent. Stiles has dropped all pretense of nonchalance, he’s been without for too long…"
or
The story of how Derek has particular kinks, Stiles likes “the weird stuff”, and there are panties involved. Nobody gets called “daddy” though.

Hello, Heartbreaker (18k+ | E | Completed | ABOverse)*

It’s a popular joke among Alphas: fuck an Omega, get heartbreak on your hands. Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stiles refuses to become that, or to believe that he’s anything like that.
Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident. (Also - everyone’s a werewolf, and everyone’s alive.)

The Second Coming of Werewolf Jesus (40k+ | E | Completed)*

Stiles was enjoying his senior year until his crazy English teacher decided he made the best candidate to gestate Derek’s kid. Now Stiles is a seventeen-year-old pregnant dude and he and Derek have to figure their shit out, because in nine months they are going to be tied together for the rest of their lives.

The Well of Living Waters (30k+ | E | Completed)

King Derek takes a consort.

A Little Advice for Aspiring Fires (42k+ | E | Completed | ABOverse)*

Regardless of his sadly lacking social circle, Stiles was going to have to get some physical contact or he was going to explode. Seriously. It’d be messy and Derek would probably become even more emotionally constipated having to clean up little bits of Stiles from his pristine walls and furniture.

Tiny Houses (77k+ | E | Completed)*

"So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.
God, he dreams.
He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.”

The Threat of Human Sacrifice (44k+ | E | Completed)*

The sheriff bought a crib and made Derek help him put it together. Stiles thought of Hemingway and the shortest, most heartbreaking story ever told, and dismantled it on his own while Derek was out.
[The one where Stiles getting knocked up is the least of his worries.]

Settle Down (98k+ | E | WIP | ABOverse)*

Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.
Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.
Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.

These Little Things, They’re the Best of Me (2k+ | NR | Completed)

 These were his babies. They were he and Derek’s babies and he didn’t know he could love something so much.
"I like them more than Star Wars," He said.

In the Solstice of our Hearts (73k+ | E | Completed)*

"You’re not putting that up your butt," Scott told him flatly and Stiles couldn’t stop the pissed off whine he made, but his friend continued. "Stiles, you can’t put that up your butt, you know that. Your butt won’t be ready for anything to go in it until-"
"Okay, okay!" he said, flailing his hands to stop his friend’s lecture. "Message received, no butt stuff until I’m pounced on by some freaking animal in the forest and ravished to within an inch of my life. Got it. Thanks, Scotty, I mean heaven forbid I actually try to take control of my life and give myself a fighting chance or anything."
"Not all alphas are animals," Scott said quietly.
Maybe he was right, but Stiles wasn’t holding his breath.

Red Series (32k+ | M | Series Ongoing)

“See? I need my daisy crown or I won’t get Chased.” Stiles frowned. “And then I’ll have to do it again next year. I really don’t want to do it twice.”
The good and the bad of getting Caught this year included not having to do it again and the bad was he’d have a werewolf mate for the rest of his life. Stiles is seventeen. He has a lot of life to live. Unless his wolfy mate has no sense of humor or a temper. Those with no sense of humor and tempers tended to hate Stiles the most and wouldn’t that suck? Being tied to someone for the rest of his life who hates him. That actually sounds like his type of luck.
“You’ll be fine.” Allison beams because she’s a sweet person and can obviously read Stiles like a picture book aimed at toddlers.

The Beginning and The End Series (157k+ | M | Completed)

The result of a one night stand is the catalyst that starts the chain reaction of events that will form the rest of his life. Stiles life has now been changed for better or for worse and it is now his decision that will frame it. It’s simply by chance that everything comes together in his life in the form of one little miracle.

He’s the Wolf (30k+ | E | Completed)

Scott is Stiles’ best friend. But when Scott simultaneously gets an invite into the local Pack and an invite to meet his mate’s family, he asks Stiles to cover him. Cue Stiles disguising himself as a wolf … and falling for the mysterious Derek Hale. He’s got a few questions though. First, where is the Pack’s Alpha? And second, can he keep his dual personalities – the ‘Scott’ the Pack knows as their brother, and the Stiles the Pack knows as Derek’s human boyfriend – apart?

Knocked Up and Alpha Series (18k+ | E | Series Ongoing)

Derek comes back to Beacon Hills for a number of reasons. The most important one, though, is the result of a one night stand in Vegas. He’s knocked up and Alpha, and Cora won’t stop playing Papa Don’t Preach whenever she gets to pick the music in the car. This shit just keeps happening to him.
Or, in which Derek gets the D, Stiles gets the D, then Derek gets Stiles’s D.

Edit: had some typos and I fixed some fics.

fuckyeahsterekaus:

Here have some fics where Derek and Stiles get pregnant, sometimes in Omegaverse and sometimes because it’s just magic. There’s fluff, angst and a little in-between. 

* = Personal Faves

Sacrifies (10k+ | E | Completed)

…or the one where Stiles becomes Pack Mum accidentally.

Every decade the town of Beacon Hills drags a virgin out into the middle of woods to sacrifice to the local Werewolf pack. It was supposed to be Allison Argent but Stiles is a good friend…and has terrible luck.

Last to Know (55k+ | NR | WIP)*

Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And apparently the first baby!werewolf being born into the pack (their Alpha’s, no less) is a big freakin’ deal and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. When Stiles figures out why everyone’s been acting so weird around him, he’s not amused.

Nowhere Man (76k+ | E | Completed | ABOverse)*

When Stiles leaves Beacon Hills, he does it without a backwards glance. For two years he is happy on the other side of the country- until someone targets not only him, but his daughter.

Unfortunately, the asshole bodyguard his dad hired to make sure he gets back home is none other than Derek Hale. And that’s really not very good for either of them.

More Than Just A Leitmotif, More Chaotic, No Relief (26k | E | Completed | ABOverse)

Derek was never meant to be the Alpha and was raised to embrace his role as a Breeder for whatever Pack he was sent off to. But after the Fire and Laura’s death, that was pushed into the background and almost forgotten by everyone. But with the Alpha Pack in town and Scott’s defection, Derek’s heat comes into full effect and the only logical choice is to have Stiles come and watch Derek.

The problem was that they didn’t count on Stiles triggering Derek’s biological imperatives and now the pack and everyone else has to deal with an incapacitated Derek, a Reluctant Alpha Stiles and a pack closing in too fast.

Edited to Add Series (61k+ | T- E | Series Ongoing)*

Derek is a thuggish debt collector and Stiles is a single dad sitting on a lot of debts from his shady ex. Derek has a soft spot for Stiles’ son and… subsequently falls for his clueless, sarcastic father.

What To Expect When You’re Expecting (17k+ | E | Completed)

…Can werewolves get guys pregnant? I’ve noticed how you look at that Hale kid-”

Stiles meeps and flails, sloshing tea down his front. Luckily it’s not scalding anymore, but still hot, so he jumps up and wrenches his shirt off.

“God, dad, no! Guys can’t get pregnant, that’s ridiculous, it’s like…”

“Like werewolves being real?” his dad questions, deadpan.

Jurisdiction Series (19k+ | E | Series Ongoing)

John is a pretty level-headed guy. He wasn’t always, back during his own Sturm und Drang period, but he married a firecracker of a woman and got a kid with an affinity for trouble like he got payed for ending up in it, so someone had to level out or they would’ve ended up living in a treehouse or Lapland doing god knows what. Anyway, getting a hold of his temper is one of John’s better life achievements. It makes him a good sheriff and it kept him from blowing his lid too badly those last two years when Stiles started acting out in a way that John had never seen before.

But the temper is still there.

He’s reminded of it when he comes home on a random Saturday in March after spilling his milkshake all over his uniform shirt only to notice he didn’t have a spare in the station and finds Stiles bend over the kitchen sink with hunched shoulders.

The 5 Stages of Possession Series (16k+ | E | Series Ongoing | ABOverse | not a story about demon possession)

"Derek looms over him, body heat curling around Stiles despite the persistent chill of artificial cooling. They move together with the efficiency of practice, desperation making things slightly rougher, more urgent. Stiles has dropped all pretense of nonchalance, he’s been without for too long…"

or

The story of how Derek has particular kinks, Stiles likes “the weird stuff”, and there are panties involved. Nobody gets called “daddy” though.

Hello, Heartbreaker (18k+ | E | Completed | ABOverse)*

It’s a popular joke among Alphas: fuck an Omega, get heartbreak on your hands. Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stiles refuses to become that, or to believe that he’s anything like that.

Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident. (Also - everyone’s a werewolf, and everyone’s alive.)

The Second Coming of Werewolf Jesus (40k+ | E | Completed)*

Stiles was enjoying his senior year until his crazy English teacher decided he made the best candidate to gestate Derek’s kid. Now Stiles is a seventeen-year-old pregnant dude and he and Derek have to figure their shit out, because in nine months they are going to be tied together for the rest of their lives.

The Well of Living Waters (30k+ | E | Completed)

King Derek takes a consort.

A Little Advice for Aspiring Fires (42k+ | E | Completed | ABOverse)*

Regardless of his sadly lacking social circle, Stiles was going to have to get some physical contact or he was going to explode. Seriously. It’d be messy and Derek would probably become even more emotionally constipated having to clean up little bits of Stiles from his pristine walls and furniture.

Tiny Houses (77k+ | E | Completed)*

"So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

God, he dreams.

He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.”

The Threat of Human Sacrifice (44k+ | E | Completed)*

The sheriff bought a crib and made Derek help him put it together. Stiles thought of Hemingway and the shortest, most heartbreaking story ever told, and dismantled it on his own while Derek was out.

[The one where Stiles getting knocked up is the least of his worries.]

Settle Down (98k+ | E | WIP | ABOverse)*

Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.

Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.

Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.

These Little Things, They’re the Best of Me (2k+ | NR | Completed)

 These were his babies. They were he and Derek’s babies and he didn’t know he could love something so much.

"I like them more than Star Wars," He said.

In the Solstice of our Hearts (73k+ | E | Completed)*

"You’re not putting that up your butt," Scott told him flatly and Stiles couldn’t stop the pissed off whine he made, but his friend continued. "Stiles, you can’t put that up your butt, you know that. Your butt won’t be ready for anything to go in it until-"

"Okay, okay!" he said, flailing his hands to stop his friend’s lecture. "Message received, no butt stuff until I’m pounced on by some freaking animal in the forest and ravished to within an inch of my life. Got it. Thanks, Scotty, I mean heaven forbid I actually try to take control of my life and give myself a fighting chance or anything."

"Not all alphas are animals," Scott said quietly.

Maybe he was right, but Stiles wasn’t holding his breath.

Red Series (32k+ | M | Series Ongoing)

“See? I need my daisy crown or I won’t get Chased.” Stiles frowned. “And then I’ll have to do it again next year. I really don’t want to do it twice.”

The good and the bad of getting Caught this year included not having to do it again and the bad was he’d have a werewolf mate for the rest of his life. Stiles is seventeen. He has a lot of life to live. Unless his wolfy mate has no sense of humor or a temper. Those with no sense of humor and tempers tended to hate Stiles the most and wouldn’t that suck? Being tied to someone for the rest of his life who hates him. That actually sounds like his type of luck.

“You’ll be fine.” Allison beams because she’s a sweet person and can obviously read Stiles like a picture book aimed at toddlers.

The Beginning and The End Series (157k+ | M | Completed)

The result of a one night stand is the catalyst that starts the chain reaction of events that will form the rest of his life. Stiles life has now been changed for better or for worse and it is now his decision that will frame it. It’s simply by chance that everything comes together in his life in the form of one little miracle.

He’s the Wolf (30k+ | E | Completed)

Scott is Stiles’ best friend. But when Scott simultaneously gets an invite into the local Pack and an invite to meet his mate’s family, he asks Stiles to cover him. Cue Stiles disguising himself as a wolf … and falling for the mysterious Derek Hale. He’s got a few questions though. First, where is the Pack’s Alpha? And second, can he keep his dual personalities – the ‘Scott’ the Pack knows as their brother, and the Stiles the Pack knows as Derek’s human boyfriend – apart?

Knocked Up and Alpha Series (18k+ | E | Series Ongoing)

Derek comes back to Beacon Hills for a number of reasons. The most important one, though, is the result of a one night stand in Vegas. He’s knocked up and Alpha, and Cora won’t stop playing Papa Don’t Preach whenever she gets to pick the music in the car. This shit just keeps happening to him.

Or, in which Derek gets the D, Stiles gets the D, then Derek gets Stiles’s D.

Edit: had some typos and I fixed some fics.

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