#1 amongst your first world problems
“OMG HoW DO U ShIP THOR N LOKI OMG IT’s INCESt”
like really where did you find the time to be so outspoken about fans who enjoy the partnership of two fictional characters who aren’t even related
why didn’t you just go take a nap
Well, Loki is adopted AND another race….sooo…its not really incest.
SO this just happened ^^^ (x)
Dan plz, I don’t want to know about your sexapades if I am not the one getting it, thank you very muchI don’t wanna know that sort of thing… my poor heart :(
I feel the same way. don’t want to know about “scoring a chick”
Haha, of course he’s scoring chicks! He’s a good-looking, single guy, so more power to him. The only thing I’m jealous of is that he’s having sex while I’m not. Boo.
OF COURSE YOU DID YOU HANDSOME RETARD! LOOK AT YOU, YOUR GORGEOUS, UGGS OR NOT!
a-wild-phil-coulson-appeared-and:
Stop shipping them. Tony and Steve especially. Want to base ships? Read the comics.
Okay.
Have I read enough comcis for you??
:-|
you’re…
Why don’t you do some reading to.:I
oh my god how are you even this attractive
umm. yes.
oh hmmm that’s a nice pair of gloves.
Fuck me….I go lesbian for her… look at her! *Q*
(Source: cocofalana)
Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry their angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marrytricksters, godsarchangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.
Odin Parenting Guide:
Your kids are pissing you off? Be sure to choke and threaten them, that will show them to love and respect you!
Odin’s get a A+ in parenting….